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Oh no. He’s at it again. He’s going to hunt you down, and there will be no escape. All the people in this vicinity are about to be...creditless.
“_______! Would you like to buy anything, amigo?~”
“No Zacharie, I don’t need anything.”
“Nothing? How about...playing cards?”
“No.”
“A hat?”
“No.”
“A pair of sunglasses?”
“No.”
“A baseball bat, gently used?”
You considered it for a moment (you could always hit him upside the head with it) but you heard The Batter’s enraged yell from across the room and decided against it.
“Ah, well. I suppose there’s nothing I could sell you...” He looked at you, his mask surely hiding disappointment.
“Oh, it’s alright. C’mon, don’t be sad, i’ll give you some.” You sat him on a bench next to you and pulled some credits out from your pocket. Grabbing his hand, you opened his palm and gave him them. You didn’t know it, but he was blushing under his mask.
“Hey, um, _-_____?” He stuttered out.
“Mhmm?” you muttered, looking up at him. He stared back down at you for a few heartbeats as his brain went into overdrive.
Alright Zacharie, you can’t mess this up or you’ll make a fool of yourself; but how can you not make a fool of yourself around her? Jeez, how does she do that, i’m sure this isn’t my average heart rate, i’m so glad I wear this mask so she can’t see me blushing, oh my god oh my god i’m doing this i’m doing this i’m gonna confess my feelings for her we are doing this Zacharie we are doing this!
“Zacharie?” You asked, looking up at him curiously.
“I-I have something else to sell you...” He muttered.
“What would that be?”
“Oh, uh, well, I was wondering if-well, I thought I could maybe-would you like it if we were-oh, screw this.” He said hastily. With that, he swept down, his hands going to your shoulders and his lips to yours. They were soft and molded perfectly with yours. You heard him sigh into the kiss, like a huge weight had been lifted from his shoulders. As he broke the kiss, you smiled at him.
“You’re worth more than all the credits in the world, mon amour.” He said sweetly, pulling you into a tight hug. You smiled into the fabric of his soft, cream-colored sweater.
“I love you too, Zacharie.”
The sweet moment was suddenly interrupted by an angry Batter.
“ZACHARIE! DID YOU TAKE MY BAT!”
“Ohhh no. Run.” Zacharie said, grabbing your hand. He pulled you up from the bench and started running, you following him. “If you want it back, you gotta pay meee!~” He yelled playfully at the Batter. Still running, he turned his gaze to you.
“_____?”
“Yeah?”
“I like you and all, but I never said that kiss was free...”
“No.” He huffed. But he didn’t really care. Having you was better than the credits.
SHITTY FANFICS INSTEAD OF EXAM STUDYING WOOT WOOT :icongetsomeplz::icongetsomeplz: :icongetsomeplz:

Omggg my first actually posted fanfic i'm so proud
ZACHARIE'S MY FAVORITE CHARACTER OK I COULDN'T HELP MYSELF and what if he goes into these credit hunting rages (like more than usual) and is really sad if he can't find any idk
There is an absurdly low amount of OFF x readers on the internet, so I thought I might post one because reasons (I've counted three others so far). Zacharie and The Batter are so OOC i'm sorry :iconcryforeverplz: NOW OFF TO EXAM STUDYING

:iconzacharieplz: & :iconthebatterplz: belong to Mortis Ghost (I THINK OMG CORRECT ME IF I'M WRONG PLEASE)

You belong to :iconzacharieplz: or :iconmotherrussiaplz: (da?)
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captain-starry Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2015  Hobbyist
This is so adorable!!! <3 <3Adorable Girl Anime Emoji (Sho happy) [V6] 
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6ShippingProdegy9 Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2014
This is so great...:D
I wish that people would do more OFF fanfics.
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YesterdaysCrooks Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2015
If you want, I'll gladly do some OFF  fanfics for you!
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QuinntheConqueror Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Yeah, there seems to be a lack of them. And thank you! :D
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JustAnotherPegasus Featured By Owner Edited Feb 23, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Did you mean a LACKARIE :iconspongebobrapefaceplz:
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princessluv123 Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2014  Student Writer
so cute!!Anna squee 
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QuinntheConqueror Featured By Owner Oct 4, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Aww, thank you! :)
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thunderstripe Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2014
thaat is amazing
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QuinntheConqueror Featured By Owner Sep 13, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Thank you :D
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bloodascandy Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2014
OMG I luv this....
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QuinntheConqueror Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Thanks! :)
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Yuffi369 Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2014  Student General Artist
I would gladly give him all my credits to get him to pole dance or something. XD
I thought Zach-San and the Batter were totally in-character. I can so picture this happening. Good job!
Now I'm off to invent a machine that will let me get sucked into "Off" and "Unknown"! *flies off magically*
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QuinntheConqueror Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Yeah, me too. Glad you thought they were in character! :D (also please let me use that machine when you're done omg)
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Yuffi369 Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2014  Student General Artist
TAKE ALL MY CREDITS, ZACHARIE!!!
Yea, quite honestly this is the best Zach x Reader I've come across on dA. (Then again there's only like, three.)
And yes, we shall go to the land of OFF together!
Quick observation... Is that Discord in your icon???
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QuinntheConqueror Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Woah, thanks! And yes, that is Discord. :D
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thatonenerdybroad Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Hhhhhhhhh
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QuinntheConqueror Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
I'm assuming that's a good sound? Anyways, glad you liked it! :D
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adlez-vaatixmidna Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
PLAYER X ZACHARIE IS ACTUALLY VERY CANON IF YOU PLAY UNKNOWN AND GET THE GOOD ENDING

//but you have to endure the pain of zacharie screaming that he hates you while he fights you, making the screen grow darker and darker and shaking faster and faster and all you can do is fight him back and hurt him so badly all while he shouts and shouts that he hates you and hates you and hates you

My feels have bust open.  Please give dear Lofey a moment to collect herself.
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QuinntheConqueror Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
:icontherethereplz:
I know, that was like the saddest part of the game D:
But I could forgive him because he's a total cute patoot :D
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adlez-vaatixmidna Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Yes I am now married to the Zacharie

//I have screenshots of him shouting that he hates me though (because i wanted to show the people on skype why I was so upset)
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QuinntheConqueror Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Aww, what a happy couple :D

I know it was hard for me to explain to my friends who hadn't played why I was so sad
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PsychoStar1993 Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2014  Hobbyist Writer

Me: So cute~ Can't stop reader it :iconnyaplz:

Psycho: ..... -_-'

Me: What? You just jelly cause I'm owned by Zackarie and Russia :iconnyaplz:

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QuinntheConqueror Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Haha, i'm glad you liked it! :)
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animeluver3 Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
THIS IS SO IN CHARACTER THEN OOC BUT DAMN THE END WAS SO IN CHARACTER AND I JUST GOOD JOB. YES.
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:iconquinntheconqueror:
QuinntheConqueror Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Thank you! :D And I do like swinging in and out of character from time to time ;)
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Nerdy-Bunnies Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I died from the fluffyness. Lets go dig my grave together. *takes out shovel* Shall we?
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QuinntheConqueror Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
*takes out shovel* We shall.
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Nerdy-Bunnies Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Aww yee. Hang on a second. *dies* There you go. Suffocated by fluffyness. NOW PUT ME IN MY DAMN GRAVE.
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QuinntheConqueror Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
*hauls body into grave* RIP in pieces
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ThatOneFandomWhore Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Isn't mon amour French?
I thought it was mi amor in Spanish...
Still an amazing story, though!
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QuinntheConqueror Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Yes, but OFF was originally made by a French person (hence why Zacharie is spelled that way and not in the American way). I think Zacharie's just very bilingual? I don't know, though, I think it could go either way.
But, thank you! nwn
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ThatOneFandomWhore Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Maybe he's trilingual... :icontetoseesplz:
Sorry. I'm not actually familiar with OFF. ^^;
No problem!
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QuinntheConqueror Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Ah, it's fine. :D
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ZakTashikee Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2013
Was awesome I was sooo expecting that XD and I belong to Russia too! D= when did this happen...I don't recall reading any Russia Fanfics...well there was that one time- BUT THAT WAS ONE FANFIC! XD this story was beutiful and I agree off needs more x reader fanfics.
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QuinntheConqueror Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Omg, thank you so much! :D
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ZakTashikee Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2013
You're soo very welcome! You should make more zacharie x Readers! You've made the best i've read so far X33
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QuinntheConqueror Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
I might do that! :D
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ZakTashikee Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2013
dude if you did that would be awesome!! you'd sooooo have to send me a link or something!
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Kokoro-chan123 Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
OMG!! kyaaaa!!! this is so kawaii :iconohmyglobplz: i want more of this two plz.....
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QuinntheConqueror Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Ahh thank you! And i'll write more Zacharie x readers for sure, uvu
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Kokoro-chan123 Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Yeah i love it this journal i love it...:icoImadplz:
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Ghostobservercrack Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
:icongetsomeplz: no shits to give :iconlikeabossplz:
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technocat108 Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
I belong to Russia and zacharie so AWSOOM :3
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QuinntheConqueror Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
You have become one with Russia, da?
Aha I agree :D
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technocat108 Featured By Owner Oct 25, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
Yup mecicat has become one with russicat lol
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6LoveMeCANCEROUSLY9 Featured By Owner Oct 8, 2013
I JUST STARTED GETTING INTO THIS. LOL AND THIS IS GREAT.
Zacharie is just too precious XD And desparate for credits...
THE BATTER IS GOING TO GET BACKARIE AT ZACHARIE FOR TAKING HIS BAT.
((Bad pun is bad.))
The ending made me lol~
AMAZING JOB ON THIS.
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QuinntheConqueror Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
ahaha thank you friend! and off is a really great game uvu
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6LoveMeCANCEROUSLY9 Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2013
You are welcome amigo! Indeed it is--so far I like OFF!
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RavenBraginski Featured By Owner Sep 15, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
This is only your first published?? This is reelly good!
-is also good with belonging to Russia or Zacharie-
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QuinntheConqueror Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Thank you! uvu
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