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Eridan Ampora, the powerful highbood, the unbearably attractive seadweller, has a flushcrush on...

Feferi Peixes.

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You angrily finished writing those words in your journal, slammed the book shut, and stuffed it in your pocket. Then you would know where it was at all times. You then proceeded to bury your face into your pillow and groan. Why is he so goddamn hot?!

Your computer made a sound, indicating someone was pestering or trolling you. You looked at the screen.

Oh, perfect.

caligulasAquarium began trolling [chumHandle] at 2:35 a.m.
CA: _____
CA: are you there
CA: i need to talk to you about somethin
[CH]: Eridan, it’s two in the morning!
CA: wwell you dont seem to be asleep
[CH]: It’s about quadrants, isn’t it.
CA: maybe
CA: yes
[CH]: Okay, what is it.
CA: i wwould kinda prefer it if you came ovver
CA: you knoww
CA: so wwe can talk face-to-face
[CH]: Fine. I’ll be over there soon, okay?
CA: okay
CA: see you then
caligulasAquarium ceased trolling [chumHandle] at 2:40 a.m.

You sighed and turned off your computer, quickly brushing your hair and throwing on some clothes. Slipping some shoes on, you stepped outside-

And got soaked.

It was raining.

Fan-fucking-tastic.

You groaned and made your way over to the sea-dweller’s house, or, to the beach by the ocean anyways. Eridan stood there with an umbrella over his head.

“Why are you carrying that? You’re a seadweller, it doesn’t really matter if you get wet.”

“Oh. Wwell, I wwas planning on bringing it for you to use, but it seems like it wwouldn’t do any good noww.” You blushed a little, glad it was dark out so he couldn't see it.

“Well, thank you Eridan. That’s very sweet of you.” You said, smiling. You thought you saw his face go purple, but you couldn't tell. You took the umbrella (to be kind, you insisted, not because he was still under it) and walked back to his hive.

*****

“So, I don’t knoww wwhat to do. I don’t have a single one of my quadrants filled, and no one’s showwing any interest.” You were sitting next to the purple-blooded troll on a similarly-hued purple couch in a very fancy undersea living room. Oh, and did you mention that the high and mighty Ampora had been reduced to a blubbering mess?

“No, I’m sure someone out there cares for you in some way!” And they’re right here next to you.
“Just admit it _____, no one does. I mean, wwho wwould? I act like a fuckin jerk all the time.” You really couldn’t keep this up much longer, you had gotten almost no sleep anyways. But you would feel bad if you just fell asleep...

Fuck it.

As he was about to begin complaining again, you collapsed against him, fast asleep. He hurriedly grabbed you to make sure you didn’t slide and fall off the couch.

“_____?” He asked, trying not to pay attention to the fact that you fit into his arms perfectly. You replied by burrowing further into his grasp.

“Fuck, you’re asleep...” He felt something in your pocket and took it out.

“Is this your journal?” [A/N: Wow, didn’t see that one coming.]. He propped you up in the crook of his elbow and opened it. His blush grew progressively darker as he read through all of your entries, up until the one you had written around an hour ago. “So she has a flushcrush on me...”

“Maybe I do, maybe I don’t. Don’t jump to conclusions.” You were very, very well awake now that you had seen what was in his hands.

“Jump to conclusions? The conclusion is right fuckin here! You wwrote it all dowwn in this journal thing!” You sighed, out of excuses.

“Fine. Maybe I have a little flushcrush on you. But it’s not like you like me back, you want Feferi as your matesprit, right?”

“Wwell, I’vve been keepin an open mind lately, and I evventually got ovver her,” He said quietly. “And...some landwwellers aren’t so bad, so...” He mumbled the last part of the sentence.

“I’m sorry, what?”

“I said I might feel kind of red for you, dammit!”

“Hmm, only kind of?”

“I feel really red for you _____, and wwill you be my matesprit?!” He sputtered out, bright purple in the face. You planted a kiss on his nose.

“Of course, Ampora. Can I go back to sleep now?”

“Yeah-” He didn’t have time to say anything before you promptly fell asleep in his arms again. He didn’t mind though, and leaned back against the couch and held you close, falling asleep with you to the sound of the rain.
:dummy:I CANNOT WRITE FOR ERIDAN:dummy:
Hey look it's another fanfiction yay
I have really mixed feelings about Eridan because it's like the whole genocide thing vs. the fact that his storyline and existence is SO FUCKING SAD and i can relate to it
So here, read this and give Eridan some love :)

[EDIT as of 1/5/15]: Someone mentioned I spelled Fef's last name wrong, so I went to fix it and ending up giving the whole story an update/makeover. So, enjoy this new easier-to-read story! i need to do this with all my old fanfics but OH WELL [END EDIT]

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EnoughTruth Featured By Owner May 18, 2015  New Deviant
Awww, mr. Grumpy Gills
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booxlacy Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Man, I wish I could fall asl33 that fast, seriously, I mean, wow, I would sl33p now if I could, but NOOOOOOO I have to take 3 fricking hours just to lay in bed and fall asl33p
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Zodiak12332 Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2015
You and me both ;;
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booxlacy Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
:33
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PedoBearMustDie Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Man don't feel bad (okay why the fuck would I say that? you have every fucking right to feel bad when you can't get to sleep fast enough! [ oh yeah,  it's because I'm trying to console... XP I'm such and idiot sometimes]) okay... I all up and have to deal with the same shit every night...
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booxlacy Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Stupid Insomnia.
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PedoBearMustDie Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
YUP...
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booxlacy Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
YAWN
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PedoBearMustDie Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
'YAWN' is correct motherfucker
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booxlacy Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
zzzz
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PedoBearMustDie Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
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RavenluvsSesshomaru Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Peixes* you know you spell a troll's name wrong somewhere when it doesn't have the required six letters.
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QuinntheConqueror Featured By Owner Edited Jan 5, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Crap, where? Hold on, I'm gonna go fix that up. Thanks for telling me, and thanks for reading! :D

[EDIT]: Goddamnit, it's in the second sentence. Fuck. Okay, fixing it now. Thanks again. :)
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RavenluvsSesshomaru Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
XD no prob :3
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KorbynLuvsTheHaters Featured By Owner Oct 25, 2014  Student Digital Artist
THIS IS SO KARKALIOS AND VANTASTIC I AM SERKETLY NOT LEIJON WHEN I SAY PUNS ARE AMPORTANT TO MY HEALTH.
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QuinntheConqueror Featured By Owner Oct 26, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Wow. I wish I had the mad puns skills you got, yo. Glad you liked it! :D
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KorbynLuvsTheHaters Featured By Owner Oct 26, 2014  Student Digital Artist
Puns Are My Life source
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JordanDonges Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
i love it :3
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QuinntheConqueror Featured By Owner Oct 26, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Glad you do. :D
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RachWantsHerCupcake Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I'd do that.
But cuddle more before sleep. Like, A LOT MORE.

*Cuddles my love as my Patron troll curses with his lisp about this.*
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QuinntheConqueror Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Aww, cute :D And thanks!
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RachWantsHerCupcake Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Of course. ^_^
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FeliFriend Featured By Owner Oct 6, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
I feel like sending this to my friend that I ship with Eridan...who is also her Zodiac sign...c:
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QuinntheConqueror Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Aww, that's so cute :D glad you liked it
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FeliFriend Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
cx
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GriffinMechanic Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2014  Student General Artist
I CARIDAN ABOUT ERIDAN
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tokoroth-of-chaos Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2015
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD REIGN IN YOUR PUN GAME
SHIT BE IMMORTAL
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GriffinMechanic Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2015  Student General Artist
THANK YOU GOOD CHILD FOR UNDERSTANDING
I SHALL LIVE ON IN THE LAND OF PUNJOKIA
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tokoroth-of-chaos Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2015
ALL HAIL PUNJOKIA
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GriffinMechanic Featured By Owner May 3, 2015  Student General Artist
*PROM QUEEN WAVE* YES THANK YOU MY LOVELY SUBJECTS
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tokoroth-of-chaos Featured By Owner May 3, 2015
*WAVES BACK ENTHUSIASTICALLY* 
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Chocolatekawaii233 Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2015  Student General Artist
YUSSS 
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QuinntheConqueror Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
ME TOO
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GriffinMechanic Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2014  Student General Artist
CARIDANNN
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esella456 Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2014  Student General Artist
i like how you can just instantly fall asleep, I want that power in real life i do!
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QuinntheConqueror Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
I knooow, me too. :/ The reader is lucky haha
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EvilAngel3 Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Honestly, I don't really know how to feel about Eridan, cause I mean, yeah he's kinda genocidal, but he also has had all this sad stuff go on in his life, and I kinda feel like if he just had someone in his life that really loved him, he'd calm down from the genocidalness.
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QuinntheConqueror Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Yeah, I feel that. Dude kinda needed a decompresser, an cause his moirail left him he didn't really have that.
Poor Eribabbu :icontherethereplz:
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EvilAngel3 Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Yeah, I know what you mean. It's like, he's just taking all this sadness and loneliness and turning it to rage because he doesn't really know what else to do with it.
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Eridansbb Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2014
We fucked. The end.
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QuinntheConqueror Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Hells yes.
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HeartofDemons Featured By Owner May 12, 2014
Fill ALL the buckets!

Redrom on ALL the things you can redrom on!
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8thDimention Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Now I can ssy I slept with Eridan. XD.
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the2pofhungary Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
8th, Eridan is mine. You know thattttt!!!!! I TELL you everything.
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8thDimention Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
X3 i know D:
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the2pofhungary Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Good
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8thDimention Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
*bows*
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the2pofhungary Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
good servant 8th
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8thDimention Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
^-^ yeee
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the2pofhungary Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
:3
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